things of the utmost importance
My name is MacKenzie. I have a complex about capitalization. I have lived in Chicago, IL; Phoenix, AZ; Randolph, NJ; San Jose, CA; Minnetonka, MN; Darien, CT; and now Boston, MA, where I am a third-year English major at Northeastern University. Adventure!
TWITS
A Deli Encounter
  • MacKenzie:
    Yes, hello, could I have three quarters of a pound of Boar's Head roast turkey?

  • Deli guy:
    Sure.

  • Deli guy:
    Hey, I like your hair.

  • MacKenzie:
    Hey, thanks! I like it too.

  • Deli guy:
    What made you dye it in front?

  • MacKenzie:
    Well, nobody made me...I just thought it would be cool. And plus I want to dye all my hair white soon, so this is just the beginning.

  • Deli guy:
    That's so cool! You're going to look like the ice queen from Narnia!