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My name is MacKenzie. I have a complex about capitalization. I have lived in Chicago, IL; Phoenix, AZ; Randolph, NJ; San Jose, CA; Minnetonka, MN; Darien, CT; and now Boston, MA, where I am a third-year English major at Northeastern University. Adventure!
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This year for Halloween, my costume was “slutty grocery bagger” or “Whore Foods,” a concept which stands in accordance with my usual costume formula: the lamest thing + slutty = MacKenzie Halloween. However, every year I wish that I had a friend who is equally as into Lord of the Rings as I am so I could dress as Orthanc and they could dress as Barad-dûr and at every party we went to we would stand on opposite sides of the room and just sort of wave at one another. That is all.




  1. delicada said: that would be so dope and I would totally be the bara-dûr to your orthanc!
  2. esse-videri said: I want to be Arwen because I have dark hair and I am pale and my ears point. Not quite the same as Orthanc and Barad-dur but… related
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