Two brick sheep
I have always very much enjoyed reading until I fall asleep. When I was younger and I understood the meaning of “a good night’s sleep,” I would sit in my bed with my nose in whatever book I was reading that week until I got to a good place to stop, and I would mark my page and turn off my light and curl up and wander off to dreamland. In high school my nightly readings usually...
Caroline works at an elementary school; I own an...
Caroline: If one more kid tells me they have an iPhone...not impressed. Then they inevitably follow up with "what kind of phone do you have?" like they pity me.
MacKenzie: "You have a black box that can call people as well as do other things? Wow, that is so nice. I can drive a car and talk to people your parents' age!"
Caroline: "Oh, that's just wonderful. You own a very expensive status symbol. I'm so happy for you!" I want someone else to tell me they have one or will be getting one.
MacKenzie: Caroline, next time a kid shows you their iPhone look at it like it is literally the most amazing thing you have ever seen and ask over and over "what is this? How does it work?" Refuse any explanation they offer, as if you're an historical figure transported to the present and thoroughly confused by technology.
I'm going to settle Catan right now
Ben: My tongue is almost 100 percent, god damn coffee Sunday
MacKenzie: Did you fry your taste buds with hot coffee?
Ben: Yes, I haven't tasted anything since Friday
MacKenzie: Except sweet victory, you mean
You’re walking. Just walking, right down the street on the right side of the sidewalk because you’re a practical individual. You think for a moment that it might be a really prime idea to get some food, and you head for the nearest eatery of your choice. You watch as someone pulls the door of the restaurant open, about one hundred yards in front of you. He glances back as he strides...
Anonymous asked: Not to copy the other girl, but you were also one of the reasons I wanted to join Kappa. I'm not much of a sorority girl, and because of that I've been uncomfortable going to events and hanging out with girls because that's not really my thing. However, I do want to befriend everyone and actually be a part of it! Any suggestions from one who, like me, isn't all "oh em gee,...